Hey there. I’m Hal Goldman. I’m from none of your business, and I won’t say where I live. You could say that I’m focused on privacy. Or you could stop asking questions and mind your own damn business.
I worked in the music business for over thirty years, and I’m a college graduate. Enough? Ok.
My nephew helped me build this website. As a thank you, I paid him 150 bucks and took him down to the Walmart and told him “hey you can get whatever you want.” Too bad what he wanted was too expensive! But hey he got a diet coke out of it…nothing too sugary mind you, just enough as a thanks. And somehow this stupid thing works. I got what I wanted, and he got what he deserved and some great experience. Kids these days gotta learn how to use computers somehow! Ha!
I decided to blog because I kept sitting around the table and going “I should write about this in a blog post” and you know what? Laura kept telling me, “well Hal, are you finally gonna do it or are you just gonna keep bullshitting us all night? Because I’ve had it up to here with all your damn pipe dreams. So just go out and do it or shut up about it.” So I though, “damn Laura’s being a bitch lately,” and maybe said it out loud…I don’t know…it was late, we were drunk, maybe some things were said, probably they weren’t, but after a lengthy…discussion…ha…figured I’d set up the damn thing. Now I’m not that good with the computer and I never bothered with it, so I went up to my nephew Greg and said “hey is there a way we can get this thing going where I can just email it to you and you put it up” and he got up from his damn videogames and told me “no but I can help you set it up and put it on my account” so he helped out and if you’re reading this, hi greg! Thanks!
Anyways, that’s enough about me. There’s gonna be more anyways so keep readin.